Sesame Street: Big Bird PVC Figure (90s)

Cute little Big Bird figure from the 90s! Wait… that’s an oxymoron, isn’t it? Okay, so it’s a small figure but the character’s name is “Big Bird”. Perhaps they should’ve called him “Small Bird” in this one instance, but that would also be misleading, because then people might think it’s a new character… but then again, it would be more honest. It just seems like a scam if you make something small and call it big, at the same time. It’s just like when they try to sell you a microwave, and you go thinking “oh! It’s a tiny wave” but then the thing is fucking huge. WELL WHY DID YOU PUT THE WORD “MICRO” IN THE NAME THEN?? That’s false advertising, and I won’t have that. Not in my store. Point being we will never sell microwaves, because they are a lie. Condition : Good/great.