My JOKER had been living rent free at my bro’s house for a couple of years so I decided to go liberate him this week and return him to my collection. Despite his retained mintiness, he’s missing his Mayhem Mallet. This is a rare instance of my childhood OCD failing me. I know his mallet has been gone for many years and I know replacing it will not be a cheap undertaking. But it’s ok because now when you squeeze his legs together, rather than bash his Mallet (a euphamism?), it just appears that he’s doing the Madcap Wanking Fist of Evil.