
Star Wars Episode V Poster T-shirt I The Empire Strikes Back decides that Darth Vader must let Luke Skywalker know the truth. The problem is that Vader has his own educational method. A normal father might start with: “Luke, there is something important we need to talk about.” Instead, Vader starts with a lightsaber duel. So a bit of psychological pressure. Then he cuts off Luke's hand. And only then does he assess that the student is ready for today's most important learning objective: “Good, Luke. Now let's go through the family situation.” Luke meanwhile hangs over an endless abyss, which also does not exactly look like the optimal setting for new information. This Star Wars Episode V T-shirt pays tribute to Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Cloud City and the scene where one of cinema history's biggest family revelations is delivered with absolutely zero sense of timing. Vader could have started with the family tree. He chose to start with the hand.