Mimic 1 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Black / 3XL

DM: "I find an old treasure chest in the corner of the room." Player: "I strike it with my sword." DM: "...you won't investigate it?" "No." "You won't open it?" "Absolutely not. I strike it." That's how you recognize an experienced dungeon-delver. New players see a treasure chest and think treasure. Experienced players see a treasure chest and think: "Why did the DM mention it?" This Mimic T-shirt is for the role-player who has long since lost trust in randomly placed chests and basically anything with teeth that only become visible after initiative is rolled. You can always apologize to the chest afterwards. If, that is, it was a chest. Warning: If the Dungeon Master smiles while describing a chest with "nice fittings," ask whether the fittings are teeth. A mimic never grants loot to adventurers.