Mimic 1 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Black / 4XL

DM: “I find an old treasure chest in the corner of the room.” The Player: “I strike it with my sword.” DM: “…you aren’t going to investigate it?” “No.” “You’re not going to open it?” “Absolutely not. I strike it.” That’s how you recognize an experienced dungeon-delver. New players see a treasure chest and think treasure. Veteran players see a treasure chest and think: “Why did the DM mention it?” This Mimic shirt is for the role-player who long since has lost trust in randomly placed chests and pretty much anything with teeth that only become visible after initiative has rolled. You can always apologize to the chest afterward. If, that is, it was a chest. Warning: If the Dungeon Master smiles while describing a chest with “lovely fittings,” ask whether the fittings are teeth. A mimic never grants loot rights to adventurers.