Mimic 1 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Dark Heather / 2XL

DM: “I find an old treasure chest in the corner of the room.” The player: “I strike it with my sword.” DM: “…you won’t inspect it?” “No.” “You won’t open it?” “Absolutely not. I strike it.” That’s how you recognize an experienced dungeon-delver. New players see a treasure chest and think treasure. Experienced players see a treasure chest and think: “Why did the DM mention it?” This Mimic T-shirt is for the role-player who long ago stopped trusting randomly placed chests and basically everything with teeth that only become visible after initiative is rolled. You can always apologize to the chest afterward. If it even was a chest. Warning: If the Dungeon Master smiles while describing a chest with “lovely fittings,” ask whether the fittings are teeth. A mimic never grants looting rights to adventurers.