Mimic 1 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Blue Dusk / S

DM: “I find an old treasure chest in the corner of the room.” Player: “I hit it with my sword.” DM: “…you don’t want to inspect it?” “No.” “You won’t open it?” “Absolutely not. I strike it.” That’s how you recognize an experienced dungeon-delver. New players see a treasure chest and think treasure. Experienced players see a treasure chest and think: “Why did the DM mention it?” This Mimic T-shirt is for the role-player who long ago stopped trusting randomly placed chests and almost everything else with teeth that only become visible after initiative has rolled. You can always apologize to the chest afterward. If it even was a chest. Warning: If the Dungeon Master smiles while describing a chest with “lovely fittings,” ask whether the fittings are teeth. A mimic never grants loot to adventurers.