Mimic 1 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Sport Grey / 2XL

DM: “I find an old treasure chest in the corner of the room.” The Player: “I strike it with my sword.” DM: “…you won’t inspect it?” “No.” “You won’t open it?” “Absolutely not. I strike it.” That’s how you recognize an experienced dungeon-delver. New players see a treasure chest and think treasure. Experienced players see a treasure chest and think: “Why did the DM mention it?” This Mimic T-shirt is for the role-player who long ago stopped trusting randomly placed chests and basically anything with teeth that only becomes visible after initiative has been rolled. You can always make it up to the chest afterward. If, that is, it was a chest. Warning: If the Dungeon Master smiles while describing a chest with “beautiful fittings,” ask whether the fittings are teeth. A mimic never grants loot to adventurers.