Victimized by DM 2 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Navy / S

It always starts out completely innocently. DM looks down behind the screen, moves a few papers, and asks: “What is your marching order?” No one responds correctly. You’ve just been on the way through a perfectly ordinary dungeon. Then comes the next question: “How many hit points do you actually have left?” And there should have been alarm bells ringing. A few minutes later the party faces a dragon, the healer is nearly out of spells, and DM sits with that small, satisfied smile that says this encounter was absolutely no accident. I Was Personally Victimized by the DM is a role-playing game T-shirt for all of us who know that the DM claims the dice decide. But who placed the dragon there? Exactly.