Victimized by DM 2 T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Dark Heather / M

It always starts out completely innocently. DM looks down behind the screen, moves a couple of papers, and asks: “What is your marching order?” No one responds correctly. You’ve just been on your way through an ordinary dungeon. Then comes the next question: “How many hit points do you really have left?” And there alarm bells should have started ringing for everyone. A few minutes later the party faces a dragon, the healer is almost out of spells, and the DM sits with that small satisfied smile that says this encounter was absolutely not a coincidence. I Was Personally Victimized by the DM is a role-playing T-shirt for all of us who know the DM claims the dice determine everything. But who placed the dragon there? Exactly.