Puppet Master T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Navy / 5XL

The DM has control over kings, dragons, goblins, necromancers, innkeepers, guards and basically every other living being in the world. That should be enough to keep track of. But the players have other plans. The DM introduces a random NPC with one line of dialogue. The party immediately decides that that person is the most important NPC in the entire campaign. Now he needs a name. A family. A backstory. Maybe he should come along on adventures. And the DM sits behind the screen, improvising his life from childhood to retirement plan. Puppet Master AKA The DM T-shirt is for the person who supposedly controls the whole world. Right up until the players decide to adopt a goblin, open a tavern, or ignore the quest that took three hours to prepare.