
You’ve spent the entire week preparing the perfect Dungeons & Dragons adventure. There are mysterious ruins, dangerous monsters, hidden treasure, and a fantastic story for the players to experience. Then the game begins. Rogue will steal from the innkeeper. Barbarian will fight the town guard. Wizard has decided that Fireball is the solution to all problems. And the bard? He’s obviously trying to charm the dragon. Welcome to life as a Dungeon Master. You can plan everything down to the last detail. But you cannot plan what five people with dice and way too much self-confidence will come up with. This Dungeon Master T-shirt is for you, the one who keeps the adventure going, even when the players do everything they can to ruin it. A good Dungeon Master tells a fantastic story. An experienced Dungeon Master has learned to improvise when the group sets it on fire. Nerdshop tip: Don’t spend three hours writing backstories for all your NPCs. The players will adopt the random rat in the tavern’s cellar anyway.