
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS – DRAGON OVERSIZED PRINT T-shirt Rogue says: “I have a plan.” Wizard says: “I still have Fireball.” Barbarian says: “How big can the dragon actually be?” Then it lands. Suddenly everyone stops talking about damage and starts talking about movement speed. Paladin seeks cover. Wizard counts spell slots. Rogue checks whether Sneak Attack works on anything the size of a house. Party before the dragon: “We’ve got this.” Party after the dragon: “Can you Dash twice?” An official Dungeons & Dragons Dragon Oversized Print T-shirt for players who know why the word “dragon” is in the game’s title and not “reasonable large lizard.” Product info: Officially licensed Dungeons & Dragons merchandise Ecru unisex T-shirt 100% cotton Warning: If the dragon says it’s peaceful, look for the smoke from its nostrils. You’re probably already standing on its gold.