Puppet Master T-shirt – Roleplaying T-shirt - Charcoal / L

The DM has control over kings, dragons, goblins, necromancers, innkeepers, guards, and basically all other living beings in the world. That should be enough to keep track of. But the players have other plans. The DM introduces a random NPC with one line of dialogue. The party immediately decides that that person is the most important NPC in the entire campaign. Now he needs a name. A family. A backstory. Maybe he should join the adventure. And the DM sits behind the screen, improvising his life from childhood to retirement plan. Puppet Master AKA The DM T-shirt is for the person who allegedly controls the whole world. Right up until the players decide to adopt a goblin, open an inn, or ignore the quest that took three hours to prepare.