Human Costume zip hoodie – Funny statement - Jet Black / 4XL

Human Costume is for the days when you want to blend in unobtrusively among the earthlings and preferably not reveal that you still don’t quite understand small talk. The zip hoodie acts as a kind of civilian camouflage: “Yes yes, I’m definitely a normal person. I also go for walks. I pay bills. I know what a brunch is.” If someone gets suspicious, just nod calmly and ask them for the weather. It apparently works. Warning: A “Human Costume” only works until you whisper “infiltration failed” into the earbud. Product details Unisex zip hoodie Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Shipped from a distant warehouse