Human Costume zip hoodie – Funny statement - Oxford Navy / S

Human Costume is for days when you want to blend in discreetly among the locals and preferably not reveal that you still don’t quite understand small talk. The zip hoodie acts as a kind of civilian camouflage: “Yes yes, I’m definitely a normal person. I also take walks. I pay bills. I know what a brunch is.” If anyone becomes suspicious, just nod calmly and ask them for the weather. Apparently, it works. Warning: A “Human Costume” only works until you whisper “infiltration failed” into the earbud. Product details Unisex zip hoodie Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Produced from the backstock/remote warehouse