Socially Awkward/alien sweatshirt – Funny statement - Navy / S

Socially Awkward Alien sweatshirt – Fun statement A alien lands on Earth. New language. New planet. Billions of alien people. No problem. Then someone says: “So… what do you do for a living?” And suddenly it longs for the quiet journey through 600 light-years of empty space. Crossing the galaxy is easy. Smalltalk is advanced technology. A Socially Awkward Alien sweatshirt for everyone who would rather meet a UFO than anyone they know only a little in the supermarket. Nerdshop tip: If you are a socially awkward alien, start smalltalk with “what a weather.” “I have observed your species for 37 years” doesn’t work well at the coffee machine. Product details Unisex sweatshirt Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Distributed from a distant warehouse