Fire Dragon 1 zip hoodie – Fantasy - Arctic White / M

Fire Dragon 1 zip hoodie An fire dragon sounds fantastic, until you start thinking about the practicalities. Where do you park it? Who pays for the roof when it lands? And what do you actually write to the insurance under “cause of fire damage” when the answer is: “The dragon got angry over dinner”? The advantage, of course, is that you never lack warmth, thieves think twice, and no neighbor ever asks to borrow your grill. This Fire Dragon zip hoodie is for fantasy fans who know that dragons are impressive – until the municipality starts asking questions. Fire Dragon – the pet with free warmth and extremely pricey homeowners insurance. Warning: If your fire dragon sneezes, do not say “Bless you.” Call the fire department – and then the insurance. Product details Unisex zip hoodie Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Produced from a distant warehouse