
Fire Dragon 1 zip hoodie A fire dragon sounds fantastic, until you start thinking about the practicalities. Where do you park it? Who pays for the roof when it lands? And what do you actually write to the insurance in the “cause of fire damage” field when the answer is: “The dragon got upset over dinner”? The advantage is, of course, that you never lack warmth, thieves think twice, and no neighbor ever asks to borrow your grill. This Fire Dragon zip hoodie is for fantasy fans who know dragons are impressive – until the municipality starts asking questions. Fire Dragon – the pet with free warmth and extremely expensive homeowners insurance. Warning: If your fire dragon sneezes, don’t say “bless you.” Call the fire department – and then the insurance. Product details Unisex zip hoodie Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Manufactured from a distant warehouse.