Kiss Me – I Have Super Powers / Superman T-shirt - S

Kiss Me – I Have Super Powers / Superman T-shirt “Kiss me – I have super powers.” It’s an impressive pick-up line, especially from a man who normally wears a pair of glasses as complete identity protection. Clark Kent has x-ray vision, super strength, the ability to fly – and still the most optimistic disguise in Metropolis. Lois Lane can stand two meters from Superman all day and then go to work with Clark without HR needing to get involved in the identity issue. So if superpowers don’t work as an argument, you can always try the classic method: fix your hair, take off the glasses, and hope for the best. Man of Steel. Mild-mannered reporter. Extremely high confidence on a T-shirt. This Superman T-shirt is for DC Comics fans who like their superheroes with just as much power, secret identity, and a pick-up line that only works if you can actually fly. Warning: If Superman offers a kiss with superpowers, ask if he can also switch off the x-ray vision. Romance still needs privacy.