STAR WARS – GALAXY SHIP – T-shirt - XL

STAR WARS – GALAXY SHIP – T-shirt In Star Wars a spaceship is never just transport. It is home, workplace, escape pod, weapons platform, and the reason for at least half the crew’s stress. Millennium Falcon is the perfect example. Han Solo calls her fast. Leia calls her something that sounds like a pile of junk. Chewbacca spends a significant part of his life repairing things that Han surely has promised work perfectly fine. And the hyperdrive always seems to pick the worst possible moment to get personal. This Star Wars Galaxy Ship T-shirt is for fans of the Millennium Falcon, X-wings, TIE fighters and the galaxy’s rather loose relationship with maintenance. Because in Star Wars it’s not about whether the ship makes strange noises. It’s about whether it can hold together long enough for the next hyperspace jump. Nerdshop tip: If you buy a used spaceship from a Jawa, ask for a test drive. “Hyperdrive almost always works” is not a warranty certificate.