
Mars Attacks – We Come In Peace T-shirt The Martians land on Earth and declare: “We come in peace.” Humanity is relieved. It shouldn’t be. In Mars Attacks, “peace” is apparently a very flexible concept, which can include laser pistols, panic, exploding humans, and a diplomatic process with an unusually high number of corpses. The president keeps hoping for dialogue, the scientists keep explaining, and the Martians keep saying “ACK ACK ACK,” which should eventually count as a fairly clear answer. This Mars Attacks T-shirt honors Tim Burton’s cult film from 1996 and the galaxy’s least credible peace delegation. Perfect for fans of retro sci-fi, dark humor, and the most important rule of interplanetary diplomacy: If someone says “we come in peace” while charging a laser cannon, read the fine print.