
Mars Attacks – We Come In Peace T-shirt Mars invaders land on Earth and declare: “We come in peace.” Humanity is relieved. It shouldn’t be. In Mars Attacks, “peace” is apparently a very flexible concept that can include laser pistols, panic, exploding people, and a diplomatic process with an unusually large number of corpses. The president keeps hoping for dialogue, the scientists keep explaining, and the Martians keep saying “ACK ACK ACK,” which should count as a fairly clear response by now. This Mars Attacks T-shirt celebrates Tim Burton's cult film from 1996 and the galaxy’s most unreliable peace delegation. Perfect for fans of retro sci-fi, dark humor, and the most important rule in interplanetary diplomacy: If someone says “we come in peace” while charging a laser cannon, read the fine print.