
Star Wars – Endor Park Ranger Hoodie A job as a park ranger on Endor actually sounds fairly peaceful. Big trees. Nature. Ewoks. Then the Empire shows up with stormtroopers, speeder bikes and a whole shield generator hidden in the middle of the forest. Soon afterward, people fly between the trees at crazy speeds, AT-STs stomp around between the trunks, and Ewoks start throwing stones at a galactic superpower. That was probably not the workday that was listed in the job advertisement. On the plus side, you could say the locals cleared up the mess. Product info: Officially licensed Star Wars Endor Park Ranger hoodie. 50% cotton / 50% polyester. Warning: If an Ewok offers to show you Endor’s nature trails, ask whether the tour includes pitfalls and an Imperial battle tank.