

Jurassic Park 1993 Tour T-shirt “Jurassic Park 1993 Tour” sounds like souvenir merch from a holiday that you would later describe as “eventful.” John Hammond promises the ultimate park. Dr. Grant would rather look at fossils. Ian Malcolm spends about five minutes explaining why the entire project is a bad idea. Then the power goes out. The T-Rex breaches its enclosure, the raptors discover the door handles, and the official park tour is quickly replaced by “a run to the nearest building and hope for the best.” Jurassic Park: spared no expense – except apparently on safety. This Jurassic Park T-shirt honors Steven Spielberg’s 1993 classic and is for fans who would still buy a ticket, even though the review read: “Amazing animals. Some safety issues.” Warning: If the fence with the humming shuts down in Jurassic Park, the tour is over.