
RoboCop VHS Cover T-shirt There was a time when you chose the weekend’s movie by walking along a wall of VHS tapes and judging the entire experience from the cover. And if the cover showed a armored police officer with a gun, the decision was basically made. RoboCop is Detroit Police Department’s answer to a project meeting that went too far: “Can we get more efficient police action?” “Yes. But we’ll need Murphy.” And then someone from HR should have stopped the meeting. Instead, OCP gets a cyborg officer with directives, Auto-9, and still enough humanity left to realize that the company behind the project maybe isn’t working for the public good. This RoboCop T-shirt celebrates the VHS era, Paul Verhoeven’s sci-fi satire, and a future where privatization apparently also included resurrection. Dead or alive, you’re coming with me. On VHS it sounded even better. Warning: If RoboCop asks to see your VHS receipt, don’t say that the tape was just handed in too late. He doesn’t have a “oops” button.