
ALIEN – Retro Nostromo T-shirt USCSS Nostromo looks on paper like a completely ordinary workplace. Long journey. Small crew. Boring corporate logo. An employer who obviously only has employees' best interests at heart. Then they receive a signal from LV-426. And there should have been a rule in any sensible HR department: “No thanks, we’re going home.” Instead Kane makes face contact with local fauna, Ash becomes even more suspicious, and Ripley ends up being the only one on the ship who has read the safety manual. This officially licensed Alien T-shirt uses Nostromo's retro logo as if it were perfectly normal corporate merch from 1979. It is not. It’s merch from the workplace where the bonus scheme apparently was: survive the shift. Unisex T-shirt in 100% cotton.