EPISODE 5 POSTER T-shirt STAR WARS – Premium poster - S

Star Wars Episode V Poster T-shirt I The Empire Strikes Back Darth Vader decides that Luke Skywalker should know the truth. The problem is, Vader has his own teaching method. A normal father might start with: “Luke, there is something important we need to talk about.” Vader instead begins with a lightsaber duel. So a bit of psychological pressure. Then he cuts off Luke’s hand. And only then does he assess that the student is ready for today’s most important learning objective: “Good, Luke. Now let’s go through the family circumstances.” Luke meanwhile hangs over an endless abyss, which also doesn’t exactly look like the optimal frame for new information. This Star Wars Episode V T-shirt celebrates Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Cloud City, and the scene where one of cinema history’s greatest family revelations is delivered with absolutely zero sense of timing. Vader could have started with the family tree. He chose to start with the hand.