Human Costume zip hoodie – Funny statement - Charcoal / 3XL

Human Costume is for the days when you want to blend in unnoticed among the earthlings and preferably not reveal that you still don’t quite understand small talk. The zip hoodie acts as a kind of civil camouflage: “Yes yes, I’m definitely a normal person. I also go for walks. I pay bills. I know what a brunch is.” If anyone gets suspicious, just nod calmly and ask them for the weather. Apparently, it works. Warning: A “Human Costume” only works until you whisper “infiltration failed” into the ear canal. Product details Unisex zip hoodie Classic fit Multiple sizes and variants Nerdshop design Produced from a distant warehouse