
Eat your vegetables, they said. Now the vegetables eat the city. Tokyo has, over time, experienced a bit of everything. Giant protests. Aliens. Robots the size of apartment blocks. But no one had prepared for a broccoli with delusions of grandeur. When Broccozilla stomps into town, the military sends in tanks. The mayor proposes peace talks. A chef suggests garlic butter. It was a mistake. Now the restaurant is a crater, the chef is missing, and someone has written “vegetable of the day” on the list of national security threats. This black Broccozilla Japanese Monster T-shirt from Hybris Originals salutes the classic Japanese kaiju monster films with a goofy idea that has grown completely out of control. Unisex T-shirt in sizes S–2XL. Nerdshop warning: Avoid saying “I’ll skip the vegetables” near Broccozilla. He takes that personally.