
Eat your vegetables, they said. Now the vegetables eat the town. Tokyo has since seen its share of things. Heroic protests. Aliens. Giant robots. But no one was prepared for a broccoli with megalomania. When Broccozilla stomps into town, the army sends in tanks. The mayor proposes peace negotiations. A chef proposes garlic butter. It was a mistake. Now the restaurant is a crater, the chef is missing, and someone has written “vegetable of the day” on the list of national security threats. This black Broccozilla Japanese Monster T-shirt from Hybris Originals pays homage to classic Japanese kaiju monster films with a goofy idea that has grown completely out of control. Unisex T-shirt in sizes S–2XL. Nerdshop warning: Avoid saying “I’ll skip the vegetables” near Broccozilla. He takes that kind of thing personally.