Final Destination (Blu-ray)

All right, moving along towards the end of my most recent franchise marathon, we have the next exciting chapter in this groundbreaking cinematic mast... okay, okay. I can’t even joke. Wow. This movie is a absolute disaster 😅😅😅 Absolutely terrible in a way I wasn’t even aware these cookie cutter franchise sequels could possibly be. What in the actual hell happened? Coming hot off the tail of my favorite in the series so far, the creators of The Final Destination just decided make the film equivalent of a massive, uncomfortable, explosive deuce all over their fans and the series. The worst story, the worst, ho-hum kills, outrageously terrible characters and performances... this movie has it all. As in, all of the elements that make up one of the worst dumpster fires I’ve seen in ages. I actually had trouble sitting though this one, and I managed to finish Joe Dirt 2, Catwoman, and The Toothfairy 2. I mean... what a catastrophe. A stinky, flaming, all around god awful shit show of the highest order. Seriously, who was that lead? It literally seems like they just picked a random dude off of the street and gave them the role. I consider myself quite the glutton for terrible cinema, but this one really takes the cake and... you guessed it, craps all over it. Don’t even get me started on the 3D. Oh the fucking 3D in this one 😦😑😠 I rarely dislike a movie so thoroughly and completely as The Final Destination. Now, on to the the fifth, and apparently much better entry 😂