Hey little brother, I’m so glad you’ve joined me. I was beginning to feel lonely. Wait, what? You’re my brother? Yes, I think I am, am I? I dunno? If you’re my brother then who’s my mother? And is Bowser really my father? Was I adopted? Were you adopted? What if I’m really not a bad guy but was born a good guy? What if... Ahem, let’s just cut this existential crisis here and be happy to add the 2.5” World of Nintendo Bowser Jr to the collection. Find yours at @walmart in open packaging in the checkout lanes!