Kiss Me – I Have Super Powers / Superman T-shirt - XL

Kiss Me – I Have Super Powers / Superman T-shirt “Kiss me – I have super powers.” It’s an impressive pickup line, especially from a man who usually wears a pair of glasses as complete identity protection. Clark Kent has x-ray vision, super strength, the ability to fly – and still the most optimistic disguise in Metropolis. Lois Lane can stand two meters from Superman all day and then go to work with Clark without HR needing to get involved in identity issues. So if superpowers don’t work as an argument, you can always try the classic method: fix your hair, take off the glasses, and hope for the best. Man of Steel. Mild-mannered reporter. Extremely high confidence on a T-shirt. This Superman T-shirt is for DC Comics fans who like their superheroes with equal parts power, secret identity, and a pickup line that only works if you can actually fly.