
Steven Rhodes x Jaws – My First Fishing Trip T-shirt “My First Fishing Trip” should be a thermos, lunchbox, and a proud image of a fish smaller than the hand holding it. On Amity Island the family outing is a little different. Suddenly the fishing trip demands a bigger boat, more insurance, and a very quick lesson in why you shouldn’t hang your feet over the railing. It’s probably the only fishing trip where the fish has the strongest negotiating position. Steven Rhodes makes it all look like a cozy 70s children’s book: colorful illustrations, educational mood, and a child who hasn’t yet discovered that today’s catch may have plans to catch back. Brody would close the beach. Quint would fetch more equipment. The child just wants to fish. Optimism is beautiful. On Amity Island it’s also a safety risk. A Steven Rhodes x Jaws T-shirt for fans of Jaws, dark retro humor, and fishing trips where “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” should be on the packing list. Nerdshop tip: If dad says “we’re just going out to catch a little fish,” ask why he brought a harpoon. And why the boat is named Orca.