
STAR WARS – Return of the Jedi T-shirt Return of the Jedi has it all: Jabba, the Sarlacc, Ewoks, a new Death Star, and an emperor with a very poor approach to workplace culture. Luke meets Vader and Palpatine for the most intense father-son-boss conversation in the galaxy, while the rebels simultaneously try to destroy another space station that the Empire has once again placed far too much trust in. On Endor, elite Imperial forces meet their natural opponent: small fur-clad creatures with sticks and extreme local knowledge. This Star Wars T-shirt honors the ending of the original trilogy, where Vader has something to ponder, Palpatine has a very bad day, and the Empire again discovers that gigantic superweapons may need better quality control. For fans who still believe that Ewoks with sticks against a Galactic military is a perfectly legitimate strategy. Warning: If the Emperor says “Good, good,” cancel the family dinner. There will be lightning.