
Star Wars – The Empire Strikes Back T-shirt The Empire Strikes Back is the film where almost everything goes the wrong way. Hoth falls. Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive fails. He is frozen. Luke loses a hand. Meanwhile, Darth Vader drives the Empire with a very simple HR policy: fail an officer, the position quickly becomes vacant. Admiral Ozzel learns it the hard way. Captain Needa takes personal responsibility for the Falcon getting away — and discovers that it may not be good for his career. The career path in the Empire was clear. The career longevity was more uncertain. This Star Wars T-shirt honors Episode V, Hoth, AT-ATs, Vader, Luke, Han, and Leia — and the film where the Empire didn't have a retention problem. It had a Force Choke problem. Nerdshop tip: When someone on Hoth says “it’s just a little chilly,” put on extra gloves. The Tauntaun is already starting to look like a sleeping bag.