
You’ve just laid Taniwha on the battlefield. A 7/7 with trample. It’s a proper beatdown that can make your opponent wonder if it was ever a good idea to show up. But then we come to phasing. Suddenly Taniwha disappears from the battlefield, and your lands aren’t exactly where you’d like them to be either. Your opponent smiles. You read the card again. And your otherwise brilliant plan begins to resemble something conceived at three o’clock in the morning. This Taniwha Magic: The Gathering T-shirt is for fans of classic Magic, strange card combinations, and the moments when you realize that your greatest enemy is actually the text on your own card. Taniwha is a 7/7 with trample. Unfortunately, it also has a very laid-back attitude toward showing up to work.