
Mushroom Kingdom is a fantastic place. Colorful landscapes, flying turtles, magical mushrooms, and pipes that lead to places where pipes absolutely should not lead. And then there is Bowser. A giant turtle who, after countless defeats, still believes the best way to impress Peach is to kidnap her. Fortunately, he has Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, and the rest of the friends. Mario jumps on anything that moves. Luigi is nervous most of the time. Yoshi eats enemies without asking questions. And Bowser? He builds yet another castle with lava, traps, and a bridge that could make him fall straight into his own fire. One would think that after all these years Bowser had learned to build a bridge that Mario cannot destroy with an axe. Nerdshop tip: For group photos in Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser should have a fake address. Otherwise Peach is missing from the picture.