Star Wars Episode V – Poster T-shirt - M

Star Wars Episode V Poster T-shirt I The Empire Strikes Back decides Darth Vader to tell Luke Skywalker the truth. The problem, however, is that Vader has his own pedagogical method. A normal father might start with: “Luke, there is something important we need to talk about.” Vader starts instead with a lightsaber duel. So a little psychological pressure. Then he chops off Luke’s hand. And only then does he assess that the student is ready for the day’s most important learning objective: “Good, Luke. Now let’s go through the family relations.” Luke hangs over an endless abyss, which also does not exactly look like optimal conditions for new information. This Star Wars Episode V T-shirt celebrates Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Cloud City, and the scene where one of film history’s biggest family revelations is delivered with absolutely zero sense of timing. Vader could have started with the family tree. He chose to start with the hand. Nerdshop tip: If you’re going to tell your son a family secret, start with a cup of coffee. Not a lightsaber and an amputation.