HELLDIVERS - ENLIST TODAY T-SHIRT - s

“Enlist Today” sounds almost like an ordinary recruitment campaign. Then you realize the job involves alien planets, enormous insects, automatic weapons, and a statistically quite interesting chance of being hit by your own group’s orbital strike. This Helldivers T-shirt hits the game’s very own blend of exaggerated patriotism, Managed Democracy, and missions where everything goes to plan until the first stratagem lands in the wrong place. For Helldivers fans who are ready to spread democracy across the galaxy. Just remember: Friendly fire is still friendly. Warning: Ask Super Earth why the recruitment contract mentions “friendly fire.” The poster doesn’t.