HELLDIVERS - ENLIST TODAY T-SHIRT - xl

“Enlist Today” sounds almost like an ordinary recruitment campaign. Then you discover that the job involves alien planets, huge insects, automatic weapons, and a statistically quite interesting chance of being hit by your own squad’s orbital strike. This Helldivers T-shirt hits the game’s very particular mix of exaggerated patriotism, Managed Democracy, and missions where everything goes according to plan until the first stratagem lands in the wrong place. For Helldivers fans who are ready to spread democracy across the galaxy. Just remember: Friendly fire is still friendly. Warning: Ask Super Earth why the recruitment contract mentions “friendly fire.” The poster does not.