
"Worship Coffee" may sound dramatic. Talk to us again before the first cup. For many people, coffee is not just a drink. It is the startup system. The Worship Coffee design takes the morning ritual and gives it the Steven Rhodes treatment with retro illustration, a bit of cult vibes, and a surprisingly solemn approach to caffeine. It is still just coffee. Technically speaking. A Steven Rhodes T-shirt for coffee lovers, dark humor, and anyone who would rather not answer questions until cup number one is finished. Worship coffee. It is still cheaper than building an actual temple. Nerdshop tip: If coffee is your religion, decalcify the altar from time to time. Even the gods of darkness won’t wait for a machine that blinks red at seven o’clock.