
Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Police Hoodie Crystal Lake Police must have the world's most optimistic shift schedule. “Calm weekend by the lake.” Yes, of course. As soon as the camp opens, Jason Voorhees reappears with hockey mask, machete, and an impressive ability to never really be finished with anything. The police typically arrive last. Jason is already well underway. This Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Police Hoodie is for you who knows that the local police around Crystal Lake shouldn’t have patrol cars. They should have helicopters, flamethrowers, and a permanent order to never reopen the camp. Warning: If Crystal Lake Police report a “calm patrol,” then look behind the police car for Jason. It’s usually the day’s last calm message.