Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-Shirt - Heather Grey / S

Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-shirt Employee of the Month in the Empire sounds like a great title. Until you see what happened to the previous nominees. Admiral Ozzel makes a mistake at Hoth. Vader promotes Piett just as Ozzel stops breathing. Captain Needa personally comes to apologize for the Millennium Falcon’s escape. He doesn’t even get the parking ticket validated on the way out. In Darth Vader’s department, employee development is therefore quite simple: do your job well, avoid a Force choke, and hope that the person you’re behind in the organizational chart makes a mistake first. It also explains why “Employee of the Month” is likely awarded more often than in most companies. The Empire’s HR policy: high performance, rapid promotions, and extremely short notice periods. This Star Wars T-shirt is for fans who know that under Darth Vader, “let’s have a quick talk about your performance” is something you should take very literally. Product info: B&C soft unisex T-shirt. Warning: If you become Employee of the Month at Vader, don’t ask what happened to the predecessor.