
Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-shirt Employee of the Month in the Empire sounds like a great title. Until you see what happened to the previous contenders. Admiral Ozzel makes a mistake at Hoth. Vader promotes Piett almost at the same time that Ozzel stops breathing. Captain Needa personally goes to apologize for the Millennium Falcon’s escape. He doesn’t even get the parking ticket validated on the way out. In Darth Vader’s department, employee development is therefore quite simple: do your job well, avoid a Force choke, and hope the person in front of you in the organizational chart makes a mistake first. It also explains why “Employee of the Month” is likely to be awarded more often than in most companies. Empire HR policy: high performance, rapid promotions, and extremely short notice periods. This Star Wars T-shirt is for fans who know that under Darth Vader, “let’s have a quick talk about your performance” is something you should take very literally. Product info: B&C soft unisex T-shirt.