Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-Shirt - Heather Grey / XL

Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-shirt Employee of the Month in the Empire sounds like a great title. Until you see what happened to the previous candidates. Admiral Ozzel makes a mistake at Hoth. Vader promotes Piett roughly at the same time that Ozzel stops breathing. Captain Needa personally goes to apologize for the Millennium Falcon’s escape. He also doesn’t get his parking ticket validated on the way out. In Darth Vader’s department, employee development is therefore quite simple: do your job well, avoid the Force choke, and hope that the person ahead of you in the organizational chart makes a mistake first. It also explains why “Employee of the Month” is probably awarded more often than in most companies. Imperial HR policy: high performance, rapid promotions, and extremely short notice periods. This Star Wars T-shirt is for fans who know that under Darth Vader, “we need to have a quick chat about your performance” is something you should take very literally. Product info: B&C soft unisex T-shirt.