Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-Shirt - Heather Grey / XL

Star Wars – Employee Of The Month T-shirt Employee of the Month in the Empire sounds like a great title. Until you see what happened to the previous candidates. Admiral Ozzel makes a mistake at Hoth. Vader promotes Piett around the same time that Ozzel stops breathing. Captain Needa personally goes to apologize for the Millennium Falcon’s escape. He doesn’t even get his parking ticket validated on the way out. In Darth Vader’s department, employee development is thus quite simple: do your job well, avoid the Force choke, and hope the person above you in the org chart makes a mistake first. It also explains why “Employee of the Month” is likely awarded more often than in most companies. The Empire’s HR policy: high performance, rapid promotions, and extremely short notice periods. This Star Wars T-shirt is for fans who know that underneath Darth Vader, “let’s have a chat about your performance” is something you should take very literally. Product info: B&C soft unisex T-shirt. Warning: If you become Employee of the Month with Vader, don’t ask what happened to the predecessor.