Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt - S

Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt Retro stripes almost make Alien look like an advertisement for a cozy travel agency from 1979. “Visit LV-426 – picturesque surroundings, exciting eggs, and very close contact with the local fauna.” The problem is just that Nostromo’s crew has already tested the package, and the reviews were mixed. Kane gets the most aggressive welcoming committee in film history. Ash turns out to have a somewhat different staff manual than the rest. And Weyland-Yutani demonstrates once again that “crew expendable” is not the kind of wording you want to find in small print in your employment contract. The space travel package includes meals, lodging, and one organism that absolutely does not respect personal space. This Alien Retro Bars T-shirt is for fans of Ripley, Nostromo, and classic sci-fi, where the best safety procedure still is: If you find a strange egg on an alien planet, don’t stick your head over it. Nerdshop tip: If Weyland-Yutani advertises a retro vacation on LV-426, ask whether “all inclusive” also includes facehuggers. It probably does.