Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt - 2XL

Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt Retro stripes almost make Alien look like an ad for a cozy travel agency from 1979. “Visit LV-426 – scenic surroundings, exciting eggs, and very close contact with the local fauna.” The problem is just that Nostromo’s crew has already tested the package, and the reviews were mixed. Kane gets the most aggressive welcoming committee in film history. Ash turns out to have a slightly different employee handbook than the rest. And Weyland-Yutani demonstrates once again that “crew expendable” is not the sort of wording you want to find in the fine print of your employment contract. The space travel package includes board, lodging, and one organism that absolutely does not respect personal space. This Alien Retro Bars T-shirt is for fans of Ripley, Nostromo, and classic sci-fi, where the best safety procedure is still: If you find a strange egg on an alien planet, don’t stick your head over it. Nerdshop tip: If Weyland-Yutani advertises a retro vacation on LV-426, ask whether “all inclusive” also includes facehuggers. It probably does.