Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt - XL

Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt Retro stripes make Alien look almost like an advertisement for a cozy travel agency from 1979. “Visit LV-426 – scenic surroundings, exciting eggs, and very close contact with the local fauna.” The problem is just that Nostromo’s crew has already tested the package, and the reviews were mixed. Kane gets the most aggressive welcoming committee in film history. Ash turns out to have a slightly different employee handbook than the rest. And Weyland-Yutani once again demonstrates that “crew expendable” is not the kind of phrasing you want to find in fine print in your employment contract. The space travel package includes meals, lodging, and one organism that absolutely does not respect personal space. This Alien Retro Bars T-shirt is for fans of Ripley, Nostromo, and classic sci-fi, where the best safety procedure still is: If you find a strange egg on an alien planet, don’t stick your head over it. Nerdshop tip: If Weyland-Yutani advertise a retro vacation on LV-426, ask whether “all inclusive” also covers facehuggers. It probably does.